The Trump law suit explained
In 12 New York Times headlines,
one Rachel Maddow show,
and a surprise
First, I sue him.
First, I sued him.
Second, I request Trump's DNA
Third, my brilliant attorney, Robbie Kaplan,
argues in State Supreme Court that Trump
CAN be sued even though he is a sitting
President. We win the constitutional fight---a landmark for a defamation case.
Fourth, Trump, faced with the deadline of
providing his DNA sample---in one of the most
flabbergasting and corrupt moves of his presidency
----throws the case to the DOJ .
Fifth, my attorneys, Robbie Kaplan, and Joshua Matz
argue so cogently in Federal Court, the judge
tells the DOJ ........TO BUTT OUT. P.S. Joshua, whose
IQ 483, and who is pictured below in the red tie, also acted as special counsel to the prosecution, in both Impeachments Trials of Trump.
The DOJ Appeals to the 2nd Circuit. Joshua Matz and his 538 IQ argue brilliantly. So brilliantly that Joshua's IQ goes up! The Second Circuit can't make up its mind and sends it to the D.C. Court of Appeals. The Court of Appeals basically agrees with us, and it goes back to Federal Court.....and meanwhile, I sue Donald Trump for rape and defamation using the recently passed New York State law, Adult Survivor's Act-----a law which gives survivors a one year window to sue their assaulters----and we go to.....
Trial April 25th, 2023.
Story by Ben Weiser, Lola Fadulu, and Kate Christobek
After being held liable the first time since he was President, Donald Trump goes on CNN, and defames me again.
So.....I sue him AGAIN.